Things I've Said While Researching My Family Tree
Regrets, dear reader, I am embracing my elder millennial nature and have become a genealogy hobbyist.
"Hey! That's my grandmother! Why do you have my grandmother?!"
"Oh, that's my great-grandfather, thank y'all for doing the work for me."
"Hey Siri, play 'God Save the Tsar.'"
"Grandpap, NO!"
"Ooh, yeah, ok, it's the Civil War, she could have been a widow."
"...GRANDPAP WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
"This is too many names. I need to lie down."
Footnotes
Reading these back, they kind of paint a dark image, so I feel compelled to point out they are not related to each other—no pun intended.